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Title: New Girl Pooping Genre: Cringe-comedy / Coming-of-age Tone: Honest, warm, a little gross, ultimately feel-good

She pulls out her phone. Texts her mom: “Tell me something normal.” Mom (in faculty meeting): “Your dad is watching YouTube videos on how to talk to a possum living in our garage. He named it Gerald.” newgirlpooping

––––––––––––––––––– 6. The Aftermath ––––––––––––––––––– Flush. Wash. Deodorizing spray labeled “Moose Mist.” She exits lighter, almost floating. Javi and Lexi are waiting, eating contraband Skittles. They don’t ask; they just fist-bump her back to the cafeteria. Title: New Girl Pooping Genre: Cringe-comedy / Coming-of-age

Later, she Sharpies a tiny piece of wisdom inside Stall #3: “Everybody poops. Welcome to Roosevelt.” a little gross